The following people did not win the lottery this week, but they did win a genuine “I read it on The Rant” bumper sticker.
- Chris Beal
- Dallas Brogden
- Ann Putnam
- Dawn Neighbors
- Jenny Meadows
If your name is listed above, contact your favorite friendly neighborhood Rant writer to tell us how to get the sticker to you, or direct message us on Facebook with your address.
If you didn’t win, fear not. You can always order one by sending $3 via PayPal to email@example.com. We’ll be giving some away again real soon. Real soon, we say.